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Two eerie barn owls, stare mesmerizingly into your eyes from the distant twilight. Are they really owls? Why are they so big, and why are they making you feel so...off?
Connor Noll's FIRST pro graphic, the "Not What They Seem" is available here in a really sick plush tee shirt in 2 color options. Paying homage to Mr Noll's favorite series, Twin Peaks, it's also a reference to the bizarre phenomenon in the alien abduction community known as the 'screen memory', where aliens somehow trick our minds into seeing them as something harmless, most typically as an owl or similar forest creature. Which brings our guard down and allows them to do whatever it is that happens behind those closed spaceship doors....
