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The Satanic Majesties graphic was picked by Nyle Lovett for his pro board as an ode to one of his favorite bands....The Brian Jonestown Massacre. These new tees are printed on a steezy garment-dyed stock and come available in this nice washed black colorway
100% cotton knit jersey garment-dyed
New updated heavy weight stock
6.0oz/200gsm "heavy duty" stock
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Set in rib collar
Slightly relaxed, boxy fit
