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The Truth of the Galactic Monolith! A wild scene from from the surface of Mars depicting an ill fated mission to the red planet and a confrontation with the Martian Sphinx. If you've never researched the face on Mars, we suggest looking into it yourself. Not only does the face seemingly mirror the face of the Sphinx in Egypt, but nearby there are also very strange structures resembling the 3 main pyramids of Egypt as well. An uncanny resemblance that seems impossible yet hard to completely dismiss. This 50's sci-fi inspired graphic depicts a future mission to the red planet to investigate the strange mystery.
* Artwork by Josh Desimone
Printed on our classic fit tee that features a light weight construction and narrower fit.
