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A Monumental crash. Never heard of the alien attack on Washington DC in the 1950's? We figured you hadn't with the official government cover up... However, our crack team of TOA archivists exposes you to the truth with "The Incident". Front graphic screen printed on Ash Grey long sleeve.
100% cotton knit jersey
6.0oz/200gsm "heavy duty" stock
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Set in rib collar
Slightly relaxed, boxy fit
Comes in new bio-degradable eco friendly packaging
