“You’re not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality”
“You know you’re from Florida when you’re walkin around in the snow with boat shoes”
“Education is a wonderful thing, provided you remember that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught”
“The ‘world’ is a virtual reality game that only exists because we believe it does”
“We originate styles, others be stealin them”
“I got a letter from the government the other day, I opened and read it, It said they were suckers”
“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”
“I’m wearing pants for the first time in 2 years”
“Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized”
“To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men”
“Chemical warfare The telephone man act like he live here The goverment is puttin mad shit in the air”
“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious”
“Nobody can dog it…..it’s undoggable”
“I come from planet France”
“I was raised like a Muslim, praying to the east….”
“Your ipod cries and stares at its shoes”
“I’m like a 9 year old with a pack of matches”
“Stress levels are high in America today”
“I don’t know man, people are just dumb….or I’m just more smart”
“….he went from fresh, to hesh, to Milli Vanilli”
“I want abs for Christmas”
“Ummm……I’m at Baby Gap right now.”
“Oasis is for Men.”