Quotes
“Yo, create to skate….fuck these people!”
“Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.”
“I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.”
“It’s a big club…...and you ain’t in it”
“The very word ‘secrecy’ is repugnant in a free and open society”
“I finally figured out the right formula to make my clothes smell good. Tide and Snuggle.”
“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating”
“I just want a plain-ass slice”
“Gardening is my only outlet right now”
“It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them”
“My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular”
“Everything popular is wrong”
“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper”
“I just want to conquer people and their souls”
“Quote of the day has been around since the beginning of man”
“Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel”
“I’ve got like 100 people trying to be my friend on Facebook but I’m giving them the cold shoulder”
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable”
“i have some pain Im gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fuckin ass”
“Google is tight”
“There I was, trying to take a nature shit in the rain forest and the cops show up”
“The corporations don’t have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government”
“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”
“While he was selling me spiders, there was a spider crawling on him. That’s how I knew he was legit”
“Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.”
“Dude, you filmed that all “Cigar City”. For real”
“The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us on Sept 11th”
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their passions a quotation”
“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too”
“I just wanna be an Easter basket of energy for people”
“Test the best you’re gonna have water on your kneecap”
“The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.”
“I’m just kind of like over the internet.”
“You’re not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality”
“You know you’re from Florida when you’re walkin around in the snow with boat shoes”
“Education is a wonderful thing, provided you remember that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught”
“The ‘world’ is a virtual reality game that only exists because we believe it does”
“We originate styles, others be stealin them”
“I got a letter from the government the other day, I opened and read it, It said they were suckers”
“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”
“I’m wearing pants for the first time in 2 years”
“Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized”
“To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men”
“Chemical warfare The telephone man act like he live here The goverment is puttin mad shit in the air”
“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious”
“Nobody can dog it…..it’s undoggable”
“I come from planet France”
“I was raised like a Muslim, praying to the east….”
“Your ipod cries and stares at its shoes”
“I’m like a 9 year old with a pack of matches”
“Stress levels are high in America today”
“I don’t know man, people are just dumb….or I’m just more smart”
“….he went from fresh, to hesh, to Milli Vanilli”
“I want abs for Christmas”
“Ummm……I’m at Baby Gap right now.”
“Oasis is for Men.”