News: Quote of The Day: RayRay
Pat Stiener to Ray: "Hey Ray, what're you eating?" RayRay: "Alligator.........and coffee"
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Jesus Christ.
Pat Stiener: Josh Stewart’s eating protege.
Unprecedented gayness.
“quote of the day”
completely off topic but a few posts back everyone was nostalgically complaining about how the dc skate scene isn’t what it used to be, here’s one of the many younger guys that skates pulaski a lot, i know people will probably hate on the editing but the skating is really fucking good
fake grant taylor
Who was “nostalgically complaining about how the dc skate scene isn’t what it used to be”? I was saying that Brandon Biebal shouldn’t be allowed into that city.
i was referring to the dc time machine #10 post
yah get up on your posts dude
That kid killed it.. and skated nothing like Grant Taylor. Didn’t look like Grant Taylor either.
..and the edit sucked as promised.
So?
Marty Jiminez was actually the first pro model I ever skated. A Marty Jiminez “Jinx” model with a roach in a top hat and a magic wand on the bottom.
I dug out a bunch of spare parts from my brother’s room when I was 11 and put together a Frankenstein’s monster of a freestyle board. Shit sucked. I ended up switching it to a Mark Lake board. It was an inch smaller than a canoe.
It’s pretty coincidental considering how much of a Jinx the actual commentor behind the “Marty Jiminez” blog name is to this website though.
And you’re all trippin if you don’t see the similarity between this Stan kid and Grant Taylor. I have to agree with the Jinx on that one. Doesn’t mean the kid’s skating isn’t sick though. It’s a shame that his part is put to that awful song because his footage is gnar and really smooth.
Only problem is, I’m not “epiclyhaterd”. The other “problem” is that you would have to believe in the power of a “jinx” to be affected by it’s consequences. After all a “jinx” is only a superstition or a belief. So tell us, how does this “Jinx” affect this website? Or are you simply upset by anyone who poses a challenge or threat to your belief system and/or criticizes your content or choice of content on this site? Easy there big fella.
http://www.alliancewakeskate.com/mondaycovers.php?id=1144&page=1
Jack is a friend of Danny’s that comes over every now and then to ride. He’s an amazing skater and I had been hearing of his rising talents on a wakeskate. He went out for a little set inbetween Danny and Reed and started trying these front big board slides on to the flat rail. We all knew the dreaded outcome of a missed shuv. El Racko. I started shooting sequences and he finally got it. But, my card ran of space right on the landing, so i have this really great start of a seq with no solid closing proof. Very sorry Jack.
Penny Packer =
The Towel =
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Theorizer =
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Theorizer’s other “headquarters”:
Do You Want More?
Quote of the Day after Day after Day…
Josh Stewart:
Towel’s lair:
Too bad you can’t get sponsored for posting comments on Theories of Atlantis all day.
haa the battle has started again .....
The Fattle
Sorry that last one was real bad, #29.
soy-seitan showdown
Ken E. Read
There is no battle. I haven’t even broken out my short range artillery yet. Don’t make me wheel out the Howitzer.
Towel’s crew
Too bad you can’t get somebody to run a decent website for you.
#37, Swing and a miss.
Keep ‘em comin though. It’s hot and that swing makes a nice breeze.
Towel supports:
Uh, don’t get it. #41
Don’t get 35 either.
Of course you don’t “get it”
“all day”
Oh, good one. #44
#44 you’re a hardcore kook. Nice “comments”.
All day
Why aren’t you out skating right now Towel?
OOH WAIT, WAIT!! I GOT A GOOD ONE RAUL,
HA!!!
what the fuck ...
Same reason you’re not out skating right now “Jean Paul”
But I’m assuming that skateboarding isnt Jean Pauls job
?v=0
I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m killing it right now!
Why would you “assume” it’s the Towel’s?
I don’t get it.
Cellar Bore
Nice poster’s Stewart. Real witty content. (That’s called satire for all you genius’ posting right now.)
Seriously, The Boss? Cellar Bore? Jesus Christ.
“Quote of the Day: RayRay”
Keep swinging sucker, you’ll hit one one day.
Don’t break a nail.
Cellar Snore
Ok, that was the furthest reach yet.
Cellar dork
Nope, 68, out did!
Wait, wait, I got one…Cellar Fork! HA!
Oh wait, Stewart, I got your new post…you could say something like,“The Towel’s Back!” and then post this,
It’s right in line with the intellect of you and your posters. Really witty stuff you guy’s are coming up with. Would follow up that RayRay quote real nice like. Next.
The audacity….self proclaimed “shut em down” Look who’s talking weak commenter…
Jock it bitch.
Jock the weakness?
“Jock the weakness?”
Duhrrr…Jock the Weakness???
You’re new name Ru! Jock the Weakness!
Towel, learn from this:
?v=0
Ha, Your!
Stew’s gonna have a hissy!
Oh good one!
I must admit, Mr. Scowel, you don’t seem very capable of taking a joke.
“Towel, learn from this:”
This is so entertaining!
DAMMMNNNN!!!!!
Jealous I didn’t think of that^^^^one!
Good one “ouch”, the ole flip and burn. The alibi: “but it was just a joke.” Well by the tone of that comment, guess you can’t take one either.
someones got their:
Cellar Bore!
HAHA!!!
Wow, you guys “win”.
Gotta admit it, good stuff here folks.
“Thats gold Jerry! GOLD!”- Bania
“I came in the door/I said it before/I never let the mic magnetize me no more”
“It’s obvious why the copiers, they copy this / soon as my data processes Y2K they floppy disk”
“I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stunned/Remember me, the one you got your idea from?”
“One more before dinnertime”
Comments #100 and #101, please refer to the quote on comment #98. That is all.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the bullet-proof ego.
And #102. That is all.
“Bullet proof ego”
Sweet Jesus!.....I leave you guys alone with my website for just a few hours and you tear the place apart?
Go to you rooms! NOW!
Jimminy shit-fest, how could 50 comments get left in 4 hours?
Did somebody forget to give The Towel his Riddlin again?
No he just somehow slipped out of his collar and muzzle when no one was looking.
Uh oh kiddies, teachers back…
Will someone ever tell the towel we get it
Stewart, you’re a total tool.
9 times out of ten criticism is a defense mechanism. criticize in others what you dont like about yourself
9 times out of ten that comment is also a defense mechanism. When will you learn?
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