News: Dopplegangers: Part one
This game can get pretty brutal if you let it. But I figured we'd start off civilized with part one. Skating downtown Manhattan last year, we ran into one of the best dopplegangers I've seen in some time. Thankfully he let us take a photo. Any guesses? This one's actually way too easy.
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I know, that’s Harsh LeFrak! He skates for Harry’s Action Shack out in Syosset.
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Yohan Stuckey?
I like that, matching shirt to trucks! Hype!
matching shirt to trucks to hair
Check out this new Jahmal Williams interview when you get the chance:
http://thangsandthangs.blogspot.com/2009/08/city-to-city-jahmal-williams-interview.html
jack sabback???? weiger van wagawaganagin????
C’mon….is there any question on this one?
That’s a fake Jack Sabback if I’ve ever seen one.
Jacques Sabback
My brother is a Sabback doppleganger as well. WAY more than that dude even. Maybe ill post a pick later.
“pic”. Idiot.
“Proofread your posts” - Towel
weiger?
I was gonna say Sabback or Wieger. Johan Stuckey was a good one though hahaha
Theories got a shout out on Crailtap. Your site is blowing up.
Alright, the honeymoon’s over. That CrailTap shite will turn you ADD real fast. Faster than you can spell “Epicly Later’d” into a search engine. That site is for the 90 proof zombie types, the kind that can’t stop looking at themselves in the mirror, shout outs or not. I’m sorry, but Girl is the wearing sunglasses indoors of skateboarding and Crailtap is their ball hugging pant. Real corny. Is it no coincidence that shit’s called Girl? And believe me, I ain’t fooled by that Anti-Hero shit either. Alright, this post is turning real ugly real fast. Don’t blow it Teenyizer.
That should get y’all real riled up.
What’s next, an Ira Glass interview?
I mean really, “What should we get Tim Gavin for his birthday?” Who tha hell cares what you get T.GAV for his birthday? I’d like it if you got him CrailTap to take down all the columns of bullshit they have up and simply post his part from Tim and Henry’s. (and while you’re at it, you can let it play Henry’s part too). I mean then I might actually visit the site from time to time. I mean seriously, can’t we return some mystique back into skateboarding? Do I have to see the trick Sean Malto’s poo did on the way from his ass to water in the toilet bowl at the Girl warehouse? Or what pink slippers Mike Carrol had on when he slept at Burnside for the fourth time? My God. Let’s trim that bad boy down. You’re killin it for me over here.
I would either guess the matching shirt, trucks, and hair OR maybe the annoying headphones outside the shirt.
Crail Tap has a new photo of someone skating on one of his(
) spots.
Or the second time.
And it’s “too”. “Didn’t work out “too” well the first time.”
“Just met up with Josh Stewart this weekend, such a cool dude. He turned me on to Jahmal Williams new skateboard company HOPPS. Here’s a commercial he made for the company, just makes you wanna skate kid!!!!”
Layin’ down the law.
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That question mark is the best comment you’ve ever made. Sums you up perfectly. Clueless.
Cover your ass bitch, cause I will come bite you in it.
This site is a wash.
It is funny to hear someone call out Crailtap for all the lame shit they do, but I think they know it’s lame. Besides, “mini top 5’s” and all that other bullshit get people on their website, get kids buying 3 year old cargo shorts out of their store, etc. Definitely more enticing than going to a site to get heckled by a pro skater in his thirties who has nothing to do all day but complain (but here we “all” are). At the end of the day, it’s still pretty hard to hate on Carroll. I mean, it’s Mike Carroll. Hasn’t he done enough to deserve to wear whatever american apparel outfit he wants? (last one was a joke, chill scowl)
curtis rapp hahaha
Drink the Kool Aid Floridian.
And I’m not hating on Carrol retard. I’m hating on the overloaded and unnecessary media spectacle, the intrusion of personal space and integrity to sell a harsh unreality to ADD, brain dead motherfuckers like yourself. I’m hating on the flooding of our medium, the throw away and exorbitant shit that devalues and makes shit expendable in skateboarding theses days. It’s garbage. Skateboarding with it’s paparazzi ball kissers, the internet TV shows and worse, the tools who have real TV shows(Fuel being the absolute most embarrassing thing since Rob and Big) and just the overall absolute firework display of skateboarding these days makes me asshole sick. Fuck the overburdened CrailTap and the shitheads like you who worship spectacle and excess. You truly suck a dog dick and are the biggest part of the problem.
“nothing to do all day but complain.”
The Stewart Effect.
Yeah, I blame myself. I just want to apologize for going on Crailtap. Was it the “thirties” comment, or the “nothing to do” comment that got that rise out of Mr. Towel?
And I am the solution!
bigger question:
why do i love talking about dog dicks so much?
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