3strikes: Josh Stewart
So...we've got a new recurring feature on the site. It's called "3 Strikes"...basically, we'll randomly spotlight a skater and give him 3 tries to film a flatground line on the little digi camera. If you only make one trick you're bummin, because that's what gets posted online. So, naturally, nobody has been willing to be the first to take the challenge. So I became the guinea pig. Which was a bad move for everyone else, because my line is pretty much as awesome as it gets. The bar has been raised to astronomical heights, my friends. And it was, by the way, first try. So mine should realistically be renamed "1 Strike". Or more appropriately "Homerun". So, BEHOLD losers....MY "3 Strikes"!!!39 comments
whoa i skated that spot a couple weeks ago! isnt that in willamsburg? damn full cab no comply i never seen anyone do those
Out of the park!
Every trick was so proper. The tre looked just as good as the one over the rail in Static I.
Also, I’d venture to say that you weigh a good 30 to 40 pounds less than most guys you would see throwing that many no complies in a line, active pros excluded of course.
Killing it.
You’re my hero
totally busting out of that shirt, filmer roids? and pretty damn consistent shit right there. sick ass tre flip
Im liking this “3 strikes” feature. Whos up next?-Jura
Whoops, forget I didnt need to tag my post.
oh yah ...wheres that spot at ?
Yeah, like I’m gonna give up that spot after you call me fat.
NO spot for you!
i was saying that because i thought you looked skinny .
Yeah, try to butter me up now. You’re still not getting that spot.
It’s in Brooklyn, I can tell you that much.
And the ground turns into jello when the weather is above 80 degrees. But it didn’t stop me from setting the courts ablaze with awesome flatground wizardry, did it?
I’d lose in a game of skate to you.
The real story behind 3 strikes: Randomly filmed this, Wanted everyone to see, Thought up a way for people to see this by inventing this little “game” and here we are. That full cab no comply was sick though…..where did you learn it?
The “real sotry” huh?...hmmm, intersting. Or maybe the REAL story is that somebody’s bitter that it took them 8 tries to film his digi-line of a bogus frontside nosegrind and a fakie nosegrind.
And it’s always sad when a student takes his teacher’s lesson and becomes far better at the skill being taught than the teacher ever was. Perhaps we’ve stumbled onto the REAL issue of PennyPacker’s vicious attack…..jealousy. Well then, Mr. Packer, why don’t you take the challenge then?
Lets see it Penny.
3 STRIKES!!
3 STRIKES!!
3 STRIKES!!
full-cab no complies…..I gotta learn those.
“nobody has been willing to be the first to take the challenge” cause there was no challenge. I’m ready for my 3 strikes though, i aint scurred.
Hmmm..well, I AM scared that you just used the “I ain’t scurred” quote. See, this is exactly why i don’t let you post things on Theories before I get to read them first.
Hmmm..well, I AM scared that you just used the “I ain’t scurred” quote. See, this is exactly why i don’t let you post things on Theories before I get to read them first.
pennypacker and theorizer you guys are making me laugh to hard
Look at this shit. You fucking love it! Trying to hold back the smug grin at the end too…thinking “That’s right Claravall, keep riding round on that nanozinger”. What happened to the green shoes?
I was there that day, and I don’t ever remember hearing the words “three strikes.” I think P Packers right on his analysis. I did hear three extra pounds on that gut.
theorizer i think your 3 strikes are up ....your out ! next please . and and now that wont tell me where that spot is…yah you r looking a bit on the heavy side
Made up game. What about that other game that you made up after you punched that cheeseburger down your throat in three licks, “Three Punches?” Or what about, “3 Gym Memberships?” And then there’s your favorite one, “3 Minutes in the Gym’s Showers.”
wow, this shit is getting ruthless.
Theorizer, your pants are definitely tighter than last summer! Perhaps the Williamsburg hipsters are rubbin’ off on you? Sick tricks bruv!
Wait…don’t you get two more tries to outdo yourself or is that all you got?
good observation bob sackamano ...but i think those are probably the same pants that you saw him in last summer ..i think they just fit him better now ...like i said
I hate you all.
And yes, PennyPacker, I DO have two more tries.
Expect your mind to be blown to smithereens in the near future.
josh stewart should have a part in the next chomp on this video
he should have a part in the next 411 , i think i would rather watch him than most of those people ive been seeing in those things lately
did Steve get paid for filming that line? that ground looks much better than the ‘ghetto benches’ and your manual spot by international mall
flatground wizardy…nice work!
WHOA BRO BEAR!
Glad the world finally gets to see that Josh the filmer, can actually rip as well.
I remember when my lil’ bro’ couldn’t even hit his tail when he tried to ollie. Now, I’m the one who can’t even Ollie any more!
Rock on Rocka!
didn`t see a contact button so thought i`d pollute here. I think those are bars from white flight at the beginning of the shekler/tampa thing? Anyway, reminded me of my all-time fav edit of yours Josh, Steiner that is, which in turn reminded me to point you in the direction of this music:
maus haus ¨random housing¨ and their other tracks at
did ryan g film u ? cool idea who’s next?????
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