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Thursday, June 28, 2007

A day late and a dollar short….

There was some drama leading up to this thing launching…but the last thing y’all need to hear is some video nerd whining online….so w/out further delay,let me present to you slags, the STATIC III trailer.
And here’s a higher resolution version for those with more patience.

by Theorizer at 4:12 pm  

85 Comments »

  1. Hey,
    I know that it wasn’t under the best circumstances but i am still really pysched that the promo is up in all its glory.
    Thankyou

    Comment by Bryce # June 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm

  2. Thanks Bryce….good to know it’s appreciated.
    I’m sorry the download is so slow. If I make the file any smaller we start losing a lot of quality in the image. And my host site is so damn slow to begin with, it’s a bit of a pain in the ass. Oh well.

    Comment by Theorizer # June 28, 2007 at 6:17 pm

  3. Ps: I fully understood what you were talking about in reference to choosing when you release your stuff, though i think it will go over quite a few peoples head or be misinterpreted as arrogance. In a world of free videos timing and placement means alot.

    PPs: I’ll buy it the second it comes out in the states and get it shipped over, genuinely hyped.

    Comment by Bryce # June 28, 2007 at 6:28 pm

  4. Sickest thing this side of cancer! Consider the skate game choked out.

    Comment by Thom # June 28, 2007 at 6:43 pm

  5. ^^^ a-fucking-greed!

    Josh, like bryce said, the situation blows. But in all honesty, theres only one thing to say, WOW! Static III is gonna ridiculous!

    Shit looks so good. Im genuinely psyched on skating right now and its only the trailer! Im gonna go watch it a few more times and go skate a parking garage.

    And that song! It hypes me up by itself, add in some nice skateboard moves and voila! Thanks bro.

    Comment by Jura # June 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm

  6. Josh I love you. That’s all I have to say on the matter. Sorry you got fucked over once again…. I’m so stoked right now, you have no idea…

    Comment by philip # June 28, 2007 at 7:08 pm

  7. okay I just watched it about 5 times… I honestly don’t think I could be more stoked, for you or the video. I can’t wait. Sure the Lakai video will be epic, but this shit will get played back forever. Josh, you really deserve a giant-hand high-five. I’m sure as shit glad that there are people like you still out there putting their heart and soul into skateboarding…

    Comment by philip # June 28, 2007 at 7:55 pm

  8. really excited, but sorry about the whole mess

    Comment by ??? # June 28, 2007 at 8:00 pm

  9. yeaa josh, that was ill!

    Comment by shaun # June 28, 2007 at 8:18 pm

  10. Great job. Like Phillp said Lakai video will be epic, but so was Yeah right, but I still put Static in before I would even continplating puting yeah right in.

    PS. I want a box set of everything, Cigar City, Static I/II/III, ect.

    Comment by the closet # June 28, 2007 at 8:58 pm

  11. You have done so much for the east coast skate scene and you are pretty much the last standing dude that actually gives a shit about the downhill slope skating is taking. I just want to say thank you for your determination and love of skating’s art and individualism. Good luck with the rest of this video, the promo looks sick as all hell. Good choice with Nate, that dude is way to underrated, and Pat stiener has such a sweet style and trick selection.

    Comment by Sean # June 28, 2007 at 9:00 pm

  12. Alright one thing, berman and coakley trick selection could of been better for the trailer!

    shit is like 9 years old, i bet berman still has that striped shirt still though

    Comment by Romek # June 28, 2007 at 9:09 pm

  13. damn, can’t please everybody! Tree Wallie was sick, no matter when it was filmed…

    There’s gonna be so much shit in the video I can’t even take it. It looks amazing already, and there’s still all the montages and shit to contimplate… The Coakley/Berman addition was a welcome suprise, the rest I was half expecting.

    Get that shit out quick!

    Comment by philip # June 28, 2007 at 9:22 pm

  14. and Pat stiener has such a sweet style and trick selection.

    “Sweet”

    Comment by kiefer # June 28, 2007 at 9:39 pm

  15. illlllll

    Comment by joe # June 28, 2007 at 9:58 pm

  16. I know it was under a stressed circumstance but man, it’s sick either way. Great work.

    Comment by Steve. # June 28, 2007 at 10:30 pm

  17. YOU are amazing

    Comment by Ani # June 28, 2007 at 11:46 pm

  18. Aw shucks!…..you guys!
    Seriously though, thanks for all the incredibly nice comments and compliments. As cliche as it may sound, it makes it all worth it to hear such things. Thank you kindly for all the support my cyber brohams.

    Comment by Theorizer # June 29, 2007 at 12:33 am

  19. SO dope!

    Comment by c00ler # June 29, 2007 at 1:11 am

  20. Man, i´ve been waiting for lakai video for soo long, but i don´t need to wait it anymore when i saw this. WOW! Every part will be banging in STATIC 3! But i´m especially waiting for Broussards part, with his wonderful style, and Stiener with his Rawness. GOOD WORK, JOSH!

    Comment by Static 3 fan from Finland! # June 29, 2007 at 2:05 am

  21. bonjour Josh

    WWWOUOUUUAAAAaa the trailer, so perfect !!!
    less 3 month until september…too long I CAN’T WAIT !!!!!

    about your conversation on youtube and DVD on the net, do you know “IRC”?
    cause i m sure as 99% of evry skateboard DVD your’s be available there on really high quality before i have a chance to get a copy here in shop in Paris…

    let me know if you don’t know how it’s work

    pierre

    Comment by pierre # June 29, 2007 at 4:23 am

  22. WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    i dont beleive it myself…toddy is me favourite skater…and hes just got sicker!! MR.STEWART u fucking legend… i think i mite 1,000,000,000 copies.haha

    Comment by jonny bizzle # June 29, 2007 at 4:45 am

  23. [...] The Static III trailer has been posted. Check it in HD as well. (The load is a lil’ slow but it’s worth it). [...]

    Pingback by Skatehardretard! » Static III trailer # June 29, 2007 at 7:42 am

  24. okay i’m officially jealous that i didn’t find that song first. besides that though that trailer got me hyped to skate! with all the types of skating today i’m glad that there’s still a few raw skaters out there with style and creativity. hell yeah i’m gonna buy a copy! excellent work josh!

    Comment by coopsta # June 29, 2007 at 8:47 am

  25. Yeah Josh! That is a sick trailer for sure! Can’t wait to see it.

    Comment by TheKillaTapes # June 29, 2007 at 9:24 am

  26. Pat stiener has SWEET style

    Comment by kiefer # June 29, 2007 at 9:29 am

  27. I just watched it 5 times in a row, and im gonna watch it again a few more times before i go out.

    Comment by under the cover # June 29, 2007 at 11:01 am

  28. kevin coakley!
    im getting this video.
    all hail blueprint!

    Comment by johnny boy # June 29, 2007 at 11:07 am

  29. oh lord, HARD TO EARN mate

    Comment by christian # June 29, 2007 at 1:03 pm

  30. GUILE?

    Comment by philip # June 29, 2007 at 1:24 pm

  31. fuck Guile, fuck atmurrell and fuck bobgnarly…fuck youtube, internet killed the video star.

    Comment by Danny # June 29, 2007 at 1:28 pm

  32. wow. i just saw this on youtube and it made me sick. not the promo, but the fact that such a good promo is on youtube. seriously, wheres the shock factor or suprise in videos these days? dont bother going to the skateshop to pick it up, just wait a week and some low life (atmurrell) will spoil it on his youtube account. for what its worth, im buying your video. youve worked too hard to deserve this, and not to mention that this is your job. i will do what i can to control the lurking and ill report videos if needed. hopefully i dont sound like im riding your dick, but this had me enraged….

    by the way, beautiful promo… jeru’s never sounded better.

    Comment by Tommy # June 29, 2007 at 7:17 pm

  33. Thanks guys…and I really appreciate the concern and support over the Youtube issue. As far as the trailer goes, it’s a bummer that people are seeing such a low-res version on the youtube viewer, but atleast more people are seeing it that way. And my server is so goddamned slow that I can’t blame some people for searching for another option. But I figured it’s better to offer a really clean version on this site since I knew the shit would end up on YT within seconds. I got shredded on the SLAP boards for chiming in to scold the dude that snuck into my site and posted the trailer before I launched it. And they’re right in that I shouldn’t be pissed since the trailer is just for promotional purposes. But it’s weak to fuck with somebody’s project before they’ve finished it. Anyone that can’t understand that will never listen to what any of us says anyways.
    But when the actual video comes out that’s a totally different story. I seriuosly will need all the help I can get to keep it off YouTube 100%. My life depends on it…some serious loans need to be paid back. So I’ll ask ATMurrell, BobGnarly and whoever else is renown for posting stuff on YT to please spare me on this one. Company films are there to promote a product and a team. My videos are 100% independent and this is my only “job”. I took a serious risk making another video and if I lose my ass on this one because of YouTube I’ll seriously be working at Wendy’s before Halloween.
    Thanks for all the nice words though…it showed me the light at the end of the tunnel of stress I’ve been stuck in for ages with this project.

    Comment by Theorizer # June 29, 2007 at 9:56 pm

  34. shit is sick, bottom line. get siked. and fuck 3/4 of the lakai video.
    im siked on the editing, i guess im over the super editing, a la transworld…etc… but this is good editing done tastefully. soy panday son.. get siked!!!!! oh, fuck the slap boards… its full of fucking nerds who dont skate and sit on that shit. i worked 10 hrs today, went skating fofr 6, and now im home. yeah, sweet skating beam, but fuck it. FUCK the slap message boards. wheres the austrialian guy 360 ollieng over the fisherman gap?

    Comment by OLD # June 29, 2007 at 10:45 pm

  35. Really really good ! K

    Comment by kreator # June 30, 2007 at 12:24 am

  36. well done Josh, it looks like another classic…and it’s been raped on youtube as well. Hisashi-san wa doko desuka?

    Comment by adam-san # June 30, 2007 at 6:09 am

  37. i will buy your video cause no other videos these days are worth it. thanks..

    Comment by thando # June 30, 2007 at 9:21 am

  38. no joey pressey?? looks great though

    Comment by j # June 30, 2007 at 11:42 am

  39. Joey is off the chain…and he’ll be in this video. But we’ve got a Joey Pressey/Snowy part saved up for another surprise around the corner. Stay tuned.

    Comment by Theorizer # June 30, 2007 at 4:34 pm

  40. josh…you have a website too? how do you & bobby find the time, what with bench conspiracy proselytizing and all?
    i kid. cool site and movie!
    shelby

    Comment by girl on bench # June 30, 2007 at 10:48 pm

  41. EVEN MY MOM WANTS TO SEE THIS SHIT!

    Comment by D # July 1, 2007 at 6:05 am

  42. The trailer is amazing, better than any of the full lenght videos I’ve seen for months, years…Watching it drives me in this kind of state in which I can’t think about anything else but go skating the streets.
    As a french skater I’m really proud to see that Soy has a part among these amazing skateboarders, it shows that the real street skaters aren’t only from the Esat coast or London.
    I can’t wait for the release.

    PS : I think you should pay attention to what Pierre (message 21) said, IRC can be as dangerous as Youtube. In France most of the skaters download videos here. The Element video was downloadable one day after the official release…

    Comment by Thibaut C. # July 1, 2007 at 6:26 am

  43. Thanks Pierre and Thibaut….I actually have never heard of “IRC” but I assume it’s a peer-to-peer sharing program?
    I know that these have been a bigger problem in Europe than Youtube and that it has killed video sales in most of Western Europe. But how can it be stopped? Is it even possible to do anything about it?
    And thanks Thibaut for your nice comments about the video.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 1, 2007 at 6:55 am

  44. wait… back up a second… a Joey and Snowy part, for anoher project?! Another project that isn’ the Landscape video?!? What the hell Josh, don’t keep me in suspense about that! I was hoping for a Crack part in Static 3…

    Comment by philip # July 1, 2007 at 7:32 am

  45. I think IRC is a bit more complex than a simple peer to peer sharing programm. Actually I don’t know how it works, but I do know that you can get videos with a rather good qualities, and, even the small videos of little unknown shops…Maybe Pierre knows how to prevent such a problem…
    Actually I think that most of the people who will download Static 3 wouldn’t buy a copy if they couldn’t find it on the internet. Because if they were really interested in it, they should know all the difficulties that a independent filmaker has to face, and they would probably make the effort to buy a copy (I don’t know if I’m making myself really clear…) More often they are kids who download everything they could, and who only keep the Baker and Flip videos on their computers…

    Comment by Thibaut C. # July 1, 2007 at 10:51 am

  46. shit, this is the best thing ive seen in ages..hypes me up so much. to bad i live in Norway and they will probably not carry this video here. Is there any way you can order this from the website, to Norway? Or will that cost loads of money? seriously, im more stoked on this thing right now then the lakai video..

    Comment by norwegianwood # July 1, 2007 at 3:16 pm

  47. work on that english pierre

    Comment by D # July 2, 2007 at 5:46 am

  48. There are ways around piracy or atleast limiting the amount of it. Shoot me an email I have some tactics that worked reasonably well for me

    Comment by Bryce # July 2, 2007 at 5:48 am

  49. va mourrir “d”

    Comment by pierre # July 2, 2007 at 8:17 am

  50. Can’t you protect the disc somehow like they do with movies ? Shit it would really suck to see this video up on the internet within two days . Nobody has any respect these days

    Comment by mike # July 2, 2007 at 8:47 am

  51. Pierre im pretty sure you told me to go die? if so thats not very nice. Im telling Josh!

    Comment by D # July 2, 2007 at 2:02 pm

  52. btw your “photographies” “sucez” “abruti”. “c’est la vie” i guess

    Comment by D # July 2, 2007 at 2:09 pm

  53. work on that french d

    Comment by pierre # July 2, 2007 at 11:52 pm

  54. work on my cock do you understand that?

    Comment by D # July 3, 2007 at 7:51 am

  55. hihiiihi…pussy

    Comment by pierre # July 3, 2007 at 8:24 am

  56. Alright kids….c’mon now. Save the silly comment slap-boxing for the SLAP boards. That is, unless you’re defending yourself for getting mad about your website getting hacked. Then it’s totally cool.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 3, 2007 at 12:02 pm

  57. yeah. im done. just wanted to see how long i could engage a 30 something half retarded frog in blog shit talking

    Comment by D # July 3, 2007 at 12:13 pm

  58. i saw MANMAN………..AND MANMAN were they pretty damn good. NOT THE MUSICAL GODS YOU PORTRAY THEM AS BUT I WAS IMPRESSED NONETHELESS…….DUDE BUSTED OUT THE SOPRANO SAX AND WAS MURKING AND OTHER GUY WAS PLAYING HIS CYMBOLS WITH HIS FEET. AINT NOBODY DOIN SHIT LIKE THAT SO I GIVE IT UP FOR EM ON THE CREATIVE TIP.

    Comment by the body # July 3, 2007 at 5:43 pm

  59. haahhaha
    you ‘re just so scared about me, you can’t even said your name here
    you feel so shame about you, you don’t want to let us know who you are…
    face you’re self, you are just a big mistake
    of this world

    pierre

    Comment by pierre # July 4, 2007 at 12:00 am

  60. my names Dennis actually, want a picture, an address? i mean fuck

    Comment by D # July 4, 2007 at 8:34 am

  61. ARE YOU SERIOUS??????? THIS AMAZING TRAILOR IS UP AND ALL YOU GUYS DO IS SEND CYBERTHREATS TO EACH OTHER??? WATCH THE SHIT AND GO SKATE YOU GEEKS OR ARE YOU GUYS JUST SOME ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS? DENNIS CAN SAVE IT AND PIERRE CAN SHOVE A CREPE UP HIS GLORY HOLE.

    Comment by the body # July 4, 2007 at 9:14 am

  62. learn how to speak english before you come on here and try to destroy someone , you are only destroying yourself pierre .

    Comment by dalkamst # July 4, 2007 at 9:15 am

  63. putain pierre !!

    pourquoi tu parles à tous ces connards ?!

    tu viens les aider, et regarde le resultat…
    l’autre abruti il sait meme pas ou ca peut se trouver la france!!!

    que tu lui expliques IRC ou pas, il en vendra pas une de ses videos, alors bon…

    fais signe quand tu passes par chez moi, j’ai un nouveau ditch…TERRIBLE !!

    pat

    Comment by patrick # July 4, 2007 at 11:56 am

  64. I hate to tell you Josh, but Static I and II was pirated a long time ago, and has been downloadable in perfect hi-res DVD format for years now. IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, and the transfer method they use is DCC, basically it’s just like a peer to peer but you can talk to the chat room and request things, etc. It works off of each computer acting as a server, and transferring back and forth… There’s individual channels for just Skate Videos, and there’s pretty much anything you could imagine all the way back to H-Street VHS rips. There’s no way to combat it, even with anti-piracy encoding on your DVD’s. It sucks, but it’s the reality of it all… Best bet is getting more distributors for the video that way more copies make it out into the shops.

    and…

    When is this sh*t gonna hit the streets?

    Comment by some geek # July 4, 2007 at 1:05 pm

  65. Well there goes my ingenius plan. You should be sharp razors on the end of each disc that will stop them.

    Comment by mike # July 4, 2007 at 4:55 pm

  66. so yeah…distributed by platinum in canada?!

    Comment by Danny # July 4, 2007 at 7:16 pm

  67. Pat,

    Bon en même temps c’est vrai que lorsque je parle anglais Renaud à coté c’est Shakespear

    Tant que Josh fera des vidéos ont aura une chance de voir du Puleo et rien que pour ca, ca vaut bien le coup de l’aider un peu…

    Apres, l’autre chochote qui parle mal, il me fait bien marrer. C’est juste un paumé qui s’emmerde

    A+ …sur le spot !

    thank’s “some geek” for the IRC story

    Comment by pierre # July 5, 2007 at 12:55 am

  68. Ummm…ok, can we chill out with the whole French/American standoff nonsense and the IRC sales pitches?
    That’d be great. I appreciate the information but it’s not exactly helping my cause by broadcasting it to the entire world.
    Cheers.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 5, 2007 at 11:34 am

  69. Hey Josh, maybe I missed something, but I have always thought that there would be a Puleo part in Static III and as I watch the teaser for a 2134….th time I just realize that he does not appear in the line up…
    By the way the line up is awsome…

    Comment by Thibaut C. # July 5, 2007 at 12:18 pm

  70. I think a lot of people made that assumption. But why would we do another Puleo part when he already had a smash-up part in the last video? He’s busy filming for an IPath videopart right now anyways. But that doesn’t mean that he has no footage in STATIC III.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 5, 2007 at 12:26 pm

  71. Of course Puleo will have a trick or two. Im so psyched for Static III. I wonder if Ipath will actually EVER FINISH the video. Lazy hippies… Also, Josh, come on now, wheres Puleo’s Greatest Misses?

    Comment by Jura # July 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm

  72. sick trailer, it made me want to go skate, which many full length videos have failed to do lately. loved Static and Static II and i am so excited for the release of this video. Keep up the good work.

    Comment by Cengiz # July 5, 2007 at 5:13 pm

  73. Static Merchandise? lets whore this!

    Comment by D # July 5, 2007 at 6:26 pm

  74. Yea, you could def sell t-shirts to all of us fanatics. Id take at least one.

    Support independent videos!

    Comment by Jura # July 6, 2007 at 7:05 am

  75. static coozies haha

    Comment by D # July 6, 2007 at 10:27 am

  76. yo i seen the static article in new slap that shit was off the fuckin meat rack……..to bad i already filmed at those spots and told everyone where they are at. hahahahahaha THEORIZE THIS!!!! (thats my next suggestion for the name of the video)

    Comment by the body # July 6, 2007 at 11:04 am

  77. Hmmm….I didn’t think people were too big of fans of the STATIC II shirts. Only sold about 100 of ‘em altogether.
    There are a grip of Theories shirts on the horizon but maybe I’ll get some STATIC III shirts in the works too….and, ofcourse, the STATIC III man-purse, STATIC III Nike, and STATIC III track bike.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 6, 2007 at 11:28 am

  78. Hey, the body, what issue of Slap are you talking about? The newest one, not with the Olly Todd interview?

    I never saw Static II shirts. Perhaps Ill grab one right now…..

    Comment by Jura # July 6, 2007 at 11:45 am

  79. the new slap with the jim greco cover a.k.a the worst cover ever. damn i think i missed the issue with the olly todd interview.

    Comment by the body # July 6, 2007 at 6:16 pm

  80. hey josh,

    have been looking forward to this video so much since II, and it looks so great. just one question though, will you be selling copies online at the release date? i’d rather buy mine direct from you instead of waiting till my skateshop gets it.

    Comment by alex # July 6, 2007 at 6:51 pm

  81. ^^^ Agreed.

    Comment by Jura # July 6, 2007 at 6:56 pm

  82. im a fan of direct

    Comment by D # July 6, 2007 at 9:48 pm

  83. Definitely will be selling it on this site.
    You guys are aware that there’s a “Shop” on this site right?
    Nobody seems to have noticed.
    You can buy the old videos, t-shirts, the Traffic video and a few of my friends’ independent videos on there. And we’ll be selling STATIC III, Theories shirts, Static shirts and posters, and god knows what on here really soon. I may wait to start selling STATIC III until the shops get them on their shelves first though. I want to make sure I’m not stabbing them in the back….we’ll see.

    Comment by Theorizer # July 7, 2007 at 12:04 am

  84. cough, um Josh, you never answered my question… Joey/Snowy section?!? Future Project?!?

    I’m buying that shit direct from you. You should maybe get pre-orders going, so people who support you direct, can pay then get that shit first. Kind of like a thankyou for backing it the right way… I have a Static 2 shirt I got from Slam somewhere…

    Comment by philip # July 7, 2007 at 7:59 pm

  85. yah preorder!!!!

    Comment by mike # July 18, 2007 at 11:18 pm

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