Theories of Atlantis

Let’s hop into the time machine and go back 10-12 years to Tampa, Florida. Strap on the bubble lens, throw in a low-quality Hi-8 tape and set the dial to “Jeff Lenoce”. Enjoy.

I thought this was an interesting visual breakdown of the 2009 US Federal budget.

As if the CIA only spends $5 billion/year.Frankenhood movie download

Let’s shake the Magic Skate Ball and see where it takes us this week……..

IceBreaker

• download U-571

…..you have some explaining to do.

Or a lawsuit to to begin.

• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets release

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In honor of the newest Hopps commercial announcing Jerry Fowler’s introduction as Hopps’ newest pro, we’re putting on a quick little contest.
You may not know that the theme of the commercial is based around the original artwork of an
artist, who designed the new board series for Hopps, including Jerry Fowler’s first pro model on the team. This artist used to own a skateboard company in the mid ’90s for which Jahmal actually used to ride for.

The first 2 blog-nerds to name both this artist and the name of his old company will be the proud owners of a brand new Jahmal Williams or Jerry Fowler pro model, hot off the presses from Hopps skateboards.

The Note II: Taking a Chance on Love movie full

Hurry up and start Googling.

To all you pussies whinin’ and bitchin’ bout the lack of new content on Theories, simmer the shit down and remember that I just got jacked at that wicked gangster thug dungeon only 3 weeks ago. Losing my VX-1, light, batteries, tapes and digi cam, means I’m havin’ to start from scratch. While you ponder just how pathetic your lives are, have a gander at the latest offering from London’s Palace
Waywards Strictly Sexual hd . And, speakin’ of London, if y’all haven’t seen it yet you should check Paul Shier’s recent ‘Bangin’ on The Berrics. Cuz it is. I received a press release from the Blueprint boys this week announcing that Blueprint is back and goin full force with Shier and Dan Magee at the helm as the new owners. Great news indeed! And, in case you fat nerds are in need of some inspiration, Traffic’s “Tokyo Transfer” video is now available in the Theories store. So, if you get it, go get it.

I was flying this weekend and had a layover in Washington DC. While on the ground in Reagan National Airport Zack Lyons sent over this amazing link to keep me occupied in the airport. Then at take-off I was presented an amazing view of the DC mall area and the bizarre structural design in the DC street plan around the capitol building. An obvious representation of an owl. The owl, which I have covered in recent posts, is a representation of the pagan god “Molech” or “Moloch”. Which is theorized to be of great significance in the bizarre underworld of the power-elite. Why else would they meet regularly to stage mock human sacrifices to a giant stone statue representing the very same owl god? It is at the very least intriguing. Especially considering the coincidental appearance of an obvious pentagram in the layout of the DC street plan, with the tip pointing directly into the white house, and the largest building in the world/nerve center of US defense being randomly designed in the shape of a pentagon with the pentagram at the heart of it’s structural center.

Walking through Brooklyn the other day, I passed by a random group of thugs on the street.
I caught the tail end of an amazing conversation. All I heard was:
“….so then she’s says ‘I’m a hermaphrodite’. And I’m like ‘you’s a WHAT?’”