Theories of Atlantis

Searching through over 200 tapes for that Slap thing, I ended up stumbling across a ton of clips that slipped through the cracks or should’ve ended up getting used at some point. This isn’t one of them. This is actually like a skateboarding version of the Zapruder film. It’s the very first thing I ever tried filming with Paul Shier, at a spot in the heart of London. As he struggles with this line he eventually ends up overacting himself out of a bail and right into some urine-soaked bushes…then tries to claim that he “tripped”. But the footage doesn’t lie Mail Order Bride hd .
Extra points for guessing who the little kid is who talks to Shier in this clip.

I didn’t know what to get you guys this year! After that “This Time Tomorrow” post and the revelations of the true identity of The Towel, well I figured you have already been a bit spoiled.
But I think The Federal Farmer has been hooking us up with some really important news items which have been passed over too easily in the midst of the cyber-squabbling going on the comments.
We should all revisit this story and absorb it’s significance.
Compound this with the untimely death of a KEY witness Tango & Cash move who argued that explosions and dead bodies were strewn about the WTC 7 building lobby, and it paints a very incriminating case for a controlled demolition.
Read up then we’ll discuss……in-between insulting each other and attacking each other for spending too much time on the internets ofcourse.

Hmmm…….he probably thought he was gonna get away without me posting this.
But NAY, Theorizer shalt not cave!
Behold, “Spot Rape Cité des enfants perdus, La divx “.
Thanks to “Lord Zurp And The Marble Crullers” for giving me permission to post this.
Amazing!

Jesus!….it’s probably been 5 years since I watched a trailer or preview for a skate video that actually got me hyped. Everything is always the same cut and dry cookie-cutter formula I’ve been seeing for years. I’ve also been waiting for years to see where Philadelphia’s Chris Mulhern was gonna go with his newest opus, for which he’s been travelling and filming non-stop for the better part of 2 years so far. But he just sent me the trailer tonight and it’s off the chain. A mixture of absolutely beautiful photography with sick skateboarding and some very creative, almost Wes Anderson-esque titles and concepts. Wow, so sick.
Let’s all take a look at the trailer for “This Time Tomorrow”.

Mail Order Bride divx

See…I knew all along that you kids could stay at home alonewithout burning the place down.

Well, dad is back so you should be on your best behavior……
While away, Mr. Shitrag linked us to a pretty ill website which I think deserves a repost. I used to have an all-night black jack game in Tampa with a bunch of skater friends once a month and an old friend Tim Kulas would play the soundtrack to Memory Screen

Transporter 3 on dvd

in the background. Shit is amazing. There’re no skate sounds in the whole video so it makes for an amazing soundtrack for easy listening.
Also, somebody found my email address through an old Theories post and sent me this lnk. It doesn’t even scratch the surface of what’s really going on, and lays blame on the Bush administration which is obviously just the tip of the iceberg, but it sums up the apathy and pure worthlessness of the American public pretty well. I’m sure The Soiled Diaper will have plenty to say about me posting that.
And finally, I came home to a box of brand new THEORIES STICKERS awaiting my tired eyes.

I’m swamped with work this week, so I’m going to direct you to a friends website so you won’t notice I’m posting nothing new this week. His name is Andy Collins and he’s a really cool up and coming photographer from Louisville, Kentucky who tour-guided us around while filming for Static III.
He just posted an interview with one of my favorite humans, Paul Zitzer, on his online zine.
So…che-check it out.