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Sunday, June 29, 2008

"…only we can save us"

Somehow my dumb ass managed to miss this reunion show last night…(story continues here)

by Theorizer at 10:47 pm  

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Euro-pee-on-s


In case you haven’t read the paper or watched the news, New York was just ransacked by a schooner full of Euro-pirates. I guess they breached our national borders in pursuit of footage for the upcoming Blueprint and Landscape videos. As if that wasn’t enough, they formed an alliance with the filthy French who tainted our local women and absconded with all of NY’s smelliest of cheeses….view the gruesome details here.Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot download

by Theorizer at 12:11 pm  

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

"Last Of The Mohicans" is loose!

Joe Perrin’s long awaited opus has officially premiered!
Check out Joe’s blog about the festivities and madness in Tampa and let me know if you saw it and what you thought. I only heard from one person who was present at the premiere and his response was “Dude, I’m not gonna lie…..it was REALLY good”.Blues Brothers 2000 dvdrip

by Theorizer at 10:20 pm  

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

This just in….RESULTS!!!

Aha!…you pussies thought you were never gonna get your pwecious wittle results, did you?
Oh well, what fun is it if I don’t make you wait just a LITTLE bit longer than you want to?
I decided what I would do is allow you, the public, to pick a winner and I would pick my own winner as well.
Both, if different people, would win a first place prize.

Ah, anyways, here we go.
So after making people vote, revote and then vote again, the votes for the final results were far more sparse than I had hoped. But in the long run we ended up with a huge outpouring of votes for one person well over all other edits.
And that winner is………………Click here to find out, pussies.

by Theorizer at 4:00 pm  

Sunday, June 15, 2008

2nd & 3rd Place Prizes…..

The new Theories T-shirt design is finally complete and on it’s way to the printer! Introducing the first of our Theories limited edition artist series t-shirts, starting off with this Soy Panday design. We’re starting it off with 2 different color selections. Aqua blue on black and light teal on teal. Then, depending on it’s popularity, we may expand out to a few other color-ways. Let me know if any of these other three color ways (one, two, one) are to your liking and we might print them up at your request.

This t-shirt will be second place prize for the Pat Stiener remix contest. The 3rd place winner will be given his choice of any one of the multiple portrait choices offered in the new custom print item just added to the Theories store today. Check them out. Some other bonus items will be thrown into the prize package as well.
Stay tuned for the announcement of the 1st place prize and the list of winners.

by Theorizer at 10:49 am  

Saturday, June 14, 2008

New York takes the “highest ollie” title…..

Just a little aside here to inform you all that I just witnessed, along side about 500 other skaters in NY, Luis Tolentino breaking the world record highest ollie off flat ground.
At Billy Rohan’s “Rooftop Rampage” this afternoon an impromptu high-ollie challenge began around 4:30 under an ominous sky, promising a downpour at any minute. At or around 5pm, EST, just as rain began to make the runway slick, Luis cracked a 45″ ollie over the measuring bar and was swallowed by a ravenous crowd that didn’t even allow him to ride away in victory…..and, ofcourse, about 1/2 second before Louis’ tail hit the ground, a single massive rain drop smacked right down in the center of my camera’s lense. sick.

by Theorizer at 5:01 pm  

Monday, June 9, 2008

This just in!

Just a quick news break to announce that Nate Broussard has just officially been added to the Skate Mental team.

by Theorizer at 8:04 pm  

Sunday, June 1, 2008

UPDATED "Vote"

The votes poured in rather randomly once I restricted them to email. But it helped to narrow things down and stayed pretty consistent to what you all told me in the comments section. Basically, people seem to be really big fans of Bagel’s and Caveh’s edits. But the list for third place was a lot less absolute.
So here’s a list of the top 10 edits….plus one extra. Take another gander at these and email me your picks from these ten (fairweatherfoe@gmail.com) and I’ll announce prizes tomorrow night.
In no specific order: Caveh, Loophole, Bagel, Smalls, Psyched Floridian, Scotty Q, Eugene, Upton Sinclair, Sideways, Thanksgrayton, and 09 Video Factory.Happy Gilmore dvdrip The Corporation video

by Theorizer at 9:26 am  

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