Theories of Atlantis

What the fuck is goin on over at I-Path?
How in god’s name does Bobby Puleo not have a shoe yet?
I mean seriously. They have such an ill team but of all the dudes on there shouldn’t Bobby be like first in line to get a signature shoe? Am I wrong here?
Let’s get some feedback because I’m interested to hear what people think.

We had a YouTube-off one night in Nashville. Manfre won hands down when he introduced us to this unbelievable gem.
This is marketing at it’s best ….I mean, who doesn’t LOVE a mini-mall?Neon Maniacs film

Who do you think is well overdue for a video part these days?
Seems like a video comes out every time I blink nowadays, but they rarely feature the skaters or skating I wanna see. Who have you guys been wishing would appear in a video in the near future?

Throw a bunch of maniacs into 2 shitty rental cars, point the wheels due south, dust off your credit card and you’re on your way.
It’s time for a roooooooad trip!

“Man, it would be SICK to make a wig out of a broom!”

No we haven’t been kidnapped, we’re still alive and our typing fingers are still working. But all of those that post on Theories, including myself, are currently on a road trip, somewhere in middle-America getting rained on relentlessly. Yes, 4 days on the road and not a dry minute to take advantage of the spots. We’re currently in Kentucky and a few locals, namely photographer Andy Collins and filmer Matt Ballard, have been hooking us up and showing us around. Paul Zitzer has been babysitting us as well and our entire crew is currently asleep on every couch in his house.
Check out Andy’s zine and get the latest on the Louisville scence…..and don’t worry, we’ll be back to bore and brainwash your pathetic lives real soon.

Ok, seriously, what the hell is going on in skateboarding?
Have you bothered to open a magazine lately?
Is it just me?….is everything looking like a pile of steaming shit to you too?
Skateboarding looks like a goddamned Urban Outfitters catalog. A huge blend of all the things that used to be ill when they were original and pure, whipped together and generified into an ocean of pre-packaged single-serving skaters.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too…you can’t dress like Axel Rose, overcrooks a 15 stair and then have 4 wally poles and 6 wallrides in your part.
Who the hell ARE these people? Where did they come from?
I think what it all boils down to is that there are simply too many hands in the proverbial pot.
Well enough already, ya hear me.
Enough!!!

I told you man…it’s inescapable now.

You’d think that 14 months of filming around the world would suffice for amassing enough footage for one bloody skateboard video…..well, you’d be thinking wrong my friend. I seriously think it’d be easier to shoot an entire feature film than it is to film and edit a decent skateboard video these days.
Anyways, just to keep you updated, we’re about to launch our last couple of trips in the next month and a half to wrap up shooting for this project. Also, we’re still attempting to assemble a non-sucking trailer soon and should have one up and visible for you here by the end of the month.
Still no definite release date for STATIC III, but late spring is looking like the most realistic target. And we’re still not prepared to announce the line-up of this video until the trailer hits your pathetic eyes. So chill.

It’s amazing what stories make it into the headline news and which are omitted completely.
Britney Spears’ strung out barber shop incicent was the only thing you could find on the front pages the last couple of weeks. Then you flip all the way to the back page of the news segment and find the most important stuff buried, or you don’t find it at all.
This story will turn a lot of you off. And you definitely won’t have ever seen it on the evening news or NY Times. I always hesitate to link to questionable things that may discredit other more believable stuff talked about on this site. But this project comes with the cooperation of some serious top military brass as well as highly qualified scientists, brilliant lawyers, engineers, etc. I remember reading about this project when it was first being developed, and now you can watch clips from one of their press conferences held a few years back on YouTube, of all things.
The Disclosure Project brings together over FOUR HUNDRED witnesses in military intelligence, CIA, government lawyers, propulsion and rocket engineers, FAA officials, Air Force majors and captains….the list is endless but their goal isunified: to succeed in opening a Congressional investigation into the UFO phenomenon and to fully disclose all matters these to which these brave people have bore witness.
The website it a bit tedious but the YouTube videos are incredible. Watch one and you’ll have to watch them all.
Most interesting are the words of:

-Lt. Col Charles Brown US Air Force Intel

-Attorney Daniel Sheehan

-Cpt. Robert Salas US Air Force

-Donna Hare NASA Cherry Crush hd

-Commander Graham Bethune US Navy